Post by Accalia on Dec 17, 2011 12:19:28 GMT -5
(Note: I know, I know, first person present tense. A lot of forums don't allow it, but Spectrum is freestyle and there's nothing against it in the rules so I figured I'd try it and I can always revise if I get told off. So. Here goes.)
I have decided that I don't like trees.
I mean, normally, I'm fine with trees. Trees are cool. Trees give you shelter from the storm, and you can hide behind them when you're chasing deer, and they're pretty and all that. And you can have loads of fun climbing them.
But climbing this stupid oak tree I sort of slipped, okay, made a mistake, stupid me, yeah, yeah. Okay, maybe I was stupid. But that doesn't matter. It was the tree's fault. Trees are evil. There was this squirrel, and I unsheathed my claws and swiped at it and it ran away and then my claw got stuck in this stupid branch and owww, this hurts.
I think that is probably sufficient information on my current situation. With situation-analysing over, here's my current thoughts;
Ow.
This hurts.
This really, really hurts.
How do I get down?
It's sort of getting dark. I wish I had wings. I used to know a wolf who had wings. I envy them their freedom to just up and soar through the sky and... yeah, I'm getting sentimental whilst stuck by my super-long mutated claws in a tree. What? Is that unusual? Oops. I probably shouldn't be talking to myself, either, but that's just how I think. My thoughts are little voices in my head that talk to me, all the time. I do wonder how others think, though. In concepts, or images? or like me? I think in sentences, in words, all the time. Like a voice in my head. Except I'm not crazy. It's my way of thinking. I hope.
Anyway, with my thoughts babbling away like crazy in my head, another part of me is noticing that it's kinda dark now, and cold, and my claw hurts.
I wish somebody would come along and help me. It would be.... helpful. Definitely helpful. Not that I need help. I mean, I could totally get down from this tree myself... I think. I'm just letting somebody have the glory of helping me down... well. Um.
Trees are evil.
I have decided that I don't like trees.
I mean, normally, I'm fine with trees. Trees are cool. Trees give you shelter from the storm, and you can hide behind them when you're chasing deer, and they're pretty and all that. And you can have loads of fun climbing them.
But climbing this stupid oak tree I sort of slipped, okay, made a mistake, stupid me, yeah, yeah. Okay, maybe I was stupid. But that doesn't matter. It was the tree's fault. Trees are evil. There was this squirrel, and I unsheathed my claws and swiped at it and it ran away and then my claw got stuck in this stupid branch and owww, this hurts.
I think that is probably sufficient information on my current situation. With situation-analysing over, here's my current thoughts;
Ow.
This hurts.
This really, really hurts.
How do I get down?
It's sort of getting dark. I wish I had wings. I used to know a wolf who had wings. I envy them their freedom to just up and soar through the sky and... yeah, I'm getting sentimental whilst stuck by my super-long mutated claws in a tree. What? Is that unusual? Oops. I probably shouldn't be talking to myself, either, but that's just how I think. My thoughts are little voices in my head that talk to me, all the time. I do wonder how others think, though. In concepts, or images? or like me? I think in sentences, in words, all the time. Like a voice in my head. Except I'm not crazy. It's my way of thinking. I hope.
Anyway, with my thoughts babbling away like crazy in my head, another part of me is noticing that it's kinda dark now, and cold, and my claw hurts.
I wish somebody would come along and help me. It would be.... helpful. Definitely helpful. Not that I need help. I mean, I could totally get down from this tree myself... I think. I'm just letting somebody have the glory of helping me down... well. Um.
Trees are evil.